hakuna matata
hakuna matata
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kaitlynjanethedreamer:

character-me:

thissnigguh:

standinginth3rain:

primarilydoomed:

kankristriggerwhistle:

samandriel:

appleberrybees:

karuitiger:

kattisnotkawaii:

egbertcorn:

heir-of-fudgesicles:

ashtondrew:

kootay:

if you don’t know what movie this is from than you’re a muggle

lord of the rings right

That’s Hunger Games you ass

but i thought it was from men in black

pretty sure thats twilight

no dudes its from werewolf:the beast among us

Dumbasses this is from that one house in supernatural

This is why I hate tumblr; you guys can’t even recognize the cupboard under the stairs that the orphaned Batman lived in

Guys, it’s where the Doctor lives

you fucking pancakes this is homestuck god dammit
omfg are you guys idiots? this is from teen mom

Are you dumb? This is from Pretty Little Liars. Where they hid Alison’s body.

YOU’RE ACTUALLY ALL STUPID THIS IS REGINA GEORGES BEDROOM 

it’s actually the choir room in glee. i don’t know what you all are going on about…

 nope. this is where Rose and Jack did it. duh
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fuchsimeon:

beccabummie:

all-four-cheekbones:

oldfuckingsport:

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mlletimelord:

castielcampbell:

death-limes:

muffinass:

and in that moment, the entire movie theater burst into tears

i think this was the moment that made most of us despise umbridge more than voldemort

most of us?! don’t you mean ALL of us?? I don’t think even Voldemort liked this bitch!

No one likes Umbridge.

I heard, one time, a dementor kissed her and IT died

Voldemort committed genocide, but Umbridge dared to be female while she abused her power. 

The point isn’t that Umbridge was worse than Voldemort; it’s that everyone hates her more. And I think it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything with being the sort of cruel most of us have actually experienced.
I mean, look at Voldemort. He’s basically Wizard Hitler, which is, obviously, an incredibly terrible thing to be. But most people—especially the younger people in Harry Potter’s target audience—have not had their parents murdered by a xenophobic cult leader. Nor have they fought for their lives against giant snakes, been kidnapped for dark rituals, or watched numerous friends die in front of them. Voldemort’s crimes are numerous, but they’re distant and fantastical, like hearing about a serial killer on the news.
But they have had that one teacher who inflicts extra punishments just because they don’t like you. They’ve complained to parents and authorities only to be ignored. They’ve sat through pointless classes and been silenced when they criticize. Umbridge is that teacher we all hated because she made our lives miserable and we were powerless to stop her. And as we grow out of school, there are still people in positions of power who act like her. The manager who denies your schedule requests and penalizes you for invented infractions. That customer who complains to corporate because their scam didn’t work, and the corporate decision to listen to their story. Cops performing illegal searches because they know you don’t have any proof.
Yes, torturing and killing numerous people is worse than terrorizing a handful of schoolchildren, but Voldemort is the bad guy in a fairy tale. Umbridge is personal.

*drops the mic*

Voldemort is the villain we never hope to face.
Umbridge is the villain we face every day.
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lliszt-o-maniaa:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

childofravenclaw:

thenthehumans:

thetwinthatlived:

First and Last words.

I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.

….. 
THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS 
I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME 

I open at the close


toO SOON
lliszt-o-maniaa:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

childofravenclaw:

thenthehumans:

thetwinthatlived:

First and Last words.

I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.

….. 
THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS 
I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME 

I open at the close


toO SOON
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the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.
I need help.
the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.
I need help.
the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.
I need help.
the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.
I need help.
the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.
I need help.
the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.
I need help.
the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.
I need help.
the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.
I need help.
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italy-the-pasta-lover:

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thetomboywithheadphones:

bunnyinthebasement:

dragonsateyourtoast:

thetomboywithheadphones:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god” and I was doing my nails right now and  got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well

Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.

Update: I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNING We were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair

YOU ARE MY HERO

Reblogging just for the caption. 

UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity  I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward  She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry. 

I know I already reblogged this but here’s the most recently updated one
omg
i’m done with everything i just
adksj;kdlfgl

This lady is my hero.

I can’t stop laughing…..I love you so much

Oh god, this is awesome. Dark humor rocks.